Even though the old adage of size doesn’t matter …. it certainly does if you are my age, you may feel more comfortable with feet/inches or pints/fluid ounces … I try to visualise litres or square metres … but just doesn’t seem to work for me We seem to switch between measurements still in certain subjects and the most bizarre…
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I maybe blonde but tortoise walking is a step to far
there are things that happen that sometimes leave you speechless, and that for me, says my husband is as unusual as this incident lol Let me set the scene … strolling through Torquay on a recent nostalgic holiday with my best friend we were just about to cross the read heading towards what looked like a locals cafe with home made…
I maybe blonde but ‘fark’ you its a wooloomooloo !
I try to buy a different bottle of wine every week, usually, after a little research its narrowed it down to two, and then with a very detailed analysis making progress I make a decision, well actually it’s more a toss of a coin and whether I like the name of the wine lol the description says ‘a dark plum with a…
I may be blonde but …the key is not being a bimbo lol
Had to laugh at a complimentary item that arrived with a recent order from the UK condom company I use for excellent flavoured ones…. with banana, strawberry and tropical fruit who needs your five a day fruit lol, – Amidst the packaging, condoms, free lubes and an information leaflet on how to use condoms! Was a key ring, how nice…
I maybe blonde but …. always make friends with the barman
As you may know from the blowjob cocktail incident I am quite partial to a little drink now and again – not a great one for indulging at home as too tempting with the how big or small you should pour out and little glass of vino could very easily all become too messy lol So sat a bar at…
I maybe blonde but …. everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening
I can’t quite recall when I first came across the words ‘moral’ & ‘immoral’ but I do remember the first time it caused a major issue for me In the early days of escorting I use to rent places to work from, take on a 6 month rent, say I was a model, sign 1 page contract, part with 1 month…
End of an era …
Firstly, here is the news, it’s big news for me … maybe not for you BUT from August I am stopping full time escorting !! after 15 years of meeting lovely gents I am dropping hands on for more time in the virtual world So what this means is I will be concentrating my time on my pay to view…
I maybe blonde but … who’s making money ?
my wife, the escort (written by the husband) my wife is an escort, , call girl, prostitute, whore, lady of the night … call her what you like, the outcome is the same, she charges by the hour and she charges a lot one paragraph in and I bet your thinking many questions ‘why do you let her’ ‘how do you…
I maybe blonde but …. do you know what a giggle line is ?
Anna and the stocking anecdote Meet often socially with a mature young spring chicken who is an octogenarian ( well only just 81) – he does reminisce about his younger courting days, of being a navy gent. no doubt the proverbial girl in every port figured somewhere He asked me if I knew what the top of a stocking was…
I maybe blonde but … i definitely could be grey with these questions everyday
The top ten texts I get everyday from guys The word ‘Hi’ now I am complimented you think I can guess what your after … but unfortunately I don’t have telepathy as one of my skill set Would you make an exception ? …. would I alter all my rules just for you…