i maybe blonde but …. never say no to a duck

 Picture this, if you can 😉 Me sat in the bath surrounded by bubbles, aromatic candles

and classic fm playing softly in the background, and not alone I might add, I had the company of a very lovely young man, and being a gentleman he took the tap end – with a few drops of white tea and jasmine bath foam and large fluffy towels warming on the radiator, we were all set for a very tactile and touchy feely bath together; and then a request for a cup of tea was asked for whilst bathing, As you can imagine over my time I have had some bizarre, very unusual and

I had the company of a very lovely young man, and being a gentleman he took the tap end – with a few drops of white tea and jasmine bath foam and large fluffy towels warming on the radiator, we were all set for a very tactile and touchy feely bath together; and then a request for a cup of tea was asked for whilst bathing,

As you can imagine over my time I have had some bizarre, very unusual and somewhat completely off the wall requests but holding a cup of tea in one hand and a rubber duck in the other has to be among the top images, although a suggestion of ‘please could you throw custard pies at me’ is placed in the top three, have to say though seems a waste of a perfectly good custard pie to me,

I have to say the funniest has to be a little play with the most delightful young gentleman, I am sure he won’t mind me relaying the event as we both had such a great time, we started off playing on the bed, lots of touching, oral and kissing, with the occasional chat of what does he like, where is the most unusual place he has been naughty, and so on ….

He then tells me about his fantasy of being a workman and the lady of the house suggests payment in kind and of course is wearing the standard housewife outfit of short skirt, stockings, high heels and a low top …. …………. So there I was a few moments later on my knees, entertaining the ‘workman’ sat in my kitchen, supposedly resting on the job and in need of some TLC, teasing, caressing and generally ensuring he had a great time with my best efforts, and now can honestly say I can’t look at that kitchen chair without smiling !

Although it never happens to me with British workman, can’t think of one with a 12 pack, suntanned, fit, tall, dark and handsome guy, but I can always hope and dream ….

Until the next time …………

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
Marylyn Munroe.

  1 comment for “i maybe blonde but …. never say no to a duck

  1. Derek Bailey
    June 29, 2017 at 1:09 am

    Greetings delightful vision of magnificent desirability,
    in my youth a recently widowed neighbour requested my help with repairing her son’s bicycle just as I had got home from working a very long nightshift.
    She asked if I wanted a coffee and sitting in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil she knocked a spoon under the table.
    Not thinking anything of it as she ducked under the table it was a huge surprise when I felt a hand on the top of my leg and another determinedly releasing my zip and then the feel of a yellow latex gloved hand around my penis.
    Completely mind blowing so to speak.
    One was indebted to her for teaching me how to turn a woman on and where to pleasure.
    The liaison lasted some considerable time.
    Thank you blossom for triggering the recall of a beautiful dalliance of mutual deviancy.

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