we may google bizarre questions, check our emails, take a few selfies, book a holiday
but you may do what a naughty gent did when his car broke down and he was waiting for recovery services ….
He paid for a naughty chat & had a wank !
… he even took a selfie sat at the side of the road with his cock in hand!
‘hope you have joined a road side recovery company ?’
‘I have member(ship) and it’s members only lol
… you see what he did there ? member (term for cock) ship … ! 😜
I was going to set a competition for the most bizarre place to have a naughty phonechat but think best not 🙁
Until the next time
Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.