I try to buy a different bottle of wine every week, usually, after a little research its narrowed it down to two, and then with a very detailed analysis making progress I make a decision, well actually it’s more a toss of a coin and whether I like the name of the wine lol the description says ‘a dark plum with a…
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I maybe blonde but …. do you know what a giggle line is ?
Anna and the stocking anecdote Meet often socially with a mature young spring chicken who is an octogenarian ( well only just 81) – he does reminisce about his younger courting days, of being a navy gent. no doubt the proverbial girl in every port figured somewhere He asked me if I knew what the top of a stocking was…
I may be blonde but … do like a young spring chicken gent
There was I gliding up the escalator at kings cross last week – got to the top and just walking away when a lovely older voice said “excuse me “ I turned around to see a very dapper looking older gent He laughed and winked He said ” I followed your stocking legs all the way up – you have…
I maybe blonde but ….love to show a cheeky flash of stocking
a throwback to an incident a few years ago 🙂 There was I gliding up the escalator at kings cross last week – got to the top and just walking away when a lovely older voice said “excuse me ” I turned around to see a very dapper looking older gent – blazer, tie and a delightful Client…
I maybe blonde but ….. what can you do with a knitted banana ?
I usually write about bizarre experiences or mouth before brain moments however just had to let you know about a growing interest I have had the misfortune to come across lol Would have come up with a snappy title and big build up but the thing is it’s just better said – so here goes Knitted fruit and vegetables! You’re…
I maybe blonde but …. can still mix up blow jobs and blow dries
Just a little quickie, so to speak lol On leaving regular hairdressers I was asked for my loyalty card, attending often I have a few, one for colors, one for cuts and one for wash and style –, As usual, my head is always busy and thinking ten jobs ahead and obviously full of naughty ideas for all you gentleman The…
I maybe blonde but …not in the dark
Another funny incident happening recently … This one occurred in a hotel toilets! after a journey from Edinburgh to Glasgow, I was rather crossed legged by the time arrived at my hotel and before checking in whizzed off to the ladies leaving luggage with my duo lady Catherine sped in the cubicle so quick, not even time to think…
i maybe blonde but …. a girl never says no to sexy lingerie & toys
The Ann Summers party invite Recently met up with some ladies for a girly lunch, I knew some of them and there were a couple of new members joining our little group of holiday addicts, (just to keep you up to speed none of the ladies know my lovely role I have, I am a retro model to outsiders) We…
I maybe blonde but ….. loose lips sink ships, so to speak, lol
I frequent a well known high street coffee shop in London – for quiet respite, use of their complimentary wi fi and the most divine gingerbread latte ….. Ok yes confession time and the occasional little ‘calorie free’ cake finds its way onto my tray to Over the past few months this coffee visitation has become often – well at…
I maybe blonde but … it’s a tall order
I recently stayed at a modern trendy hotel in central Amsterdam – I have lived and worked in the Netherlands, and found the locals friendly, open and you may think a somewhat obscure comment but in the main tall people – and found when purchasing items such as trousers & beds, not necessarily at the same time, they have…