…. you may very well ask why I was upto my elbows in soapy suds washing new packets of condoms … and no I am not that OCD i need to clean them before use
so here is what happened …… been on a busy Scotland tour to Glasgow with Catherine, had a bit of rush checking out of hotel to catch train to London
Arrived home, and while yummy meal is cooking, pour self glass of wine and unpack … always do it straight away then it’s done … sipping wine with one hand and reaching in to toiletry bagunzipped and grasped items in there …
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Oh yuk … all I could feel was a sticky substance … lifting my clenched hand out all I could see was shiny sticky lube !
In my rush I had forgotten to click lid on ky jelly tube and now it had leaked all over condom packets/mini toys/scissors
With a bowl of hot soapy water I entered all items in and began the task of washing the lube off, popped sticky gooey bag in washing machine, dried all packets of condoms and put in another clean bag
Now all new, very clean and sparkling condom packets
you could say …. what a scrubber lol
Until the next time
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty
Cecil Baxter