The Ann Summers party invite
Recently met up with some ladies for a girly lunch, I knew some of them and there were a couple of new members joining our little group of holiday addicts, (just to keep you up to speed none of the ladies know my lovely role I have, I am a retro model to outsiders)
We meet monthly, have a few drinks, dinner and a good chat, bringing with us ideas for unusual holidays and see who wants to join in. A new lady invited us all to an Ann Summers party, I went off to the ladies came back and the conversation went something like…
My friend Kate said to me – “we have been invited to an Ann summers party”
I was just about to reply when she continued with
“I said no for you Anna because I know it wouldn’t be your thing”
And I couldn’t come up with a single witty reply there, glugged some wine and thought – oh if only they knew!
well that’s them sold on me being a naive, wallflower, shy lady.- Just got to keep up the pretense now –hmmm maybe acting classes for a Christmas present.
( note Ann summers garter belt on photo)
Until the next time
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” –Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady) – well it made me laugh