I maybe blonde but … i definitely could be grey with these questions everyday

 

The top ten texts I get everyday from guys

             

The word ‘Hi’ 

now I am complimented you think I can guess what your after … but unfortunately I don’t have telepathy as one of my skill set 

Would you make an exception ?

…. would I alter all my rules just for you ? think you can guess the answer to that ? 

I have a big dick 

I’m sorry, I didn’t have my glasses on … did you write you are a big dick or you think you have one ? (FYI it’s not all about size)

I am mature for your age  

does that make you over 35 ?

Repeat texting to get my attention 

…………………………….

(this is me ignoring you … and then you get blocked) 

Repeat calling to get my attention 

and again ……………..

……………………………..

(this is me ignoring you … and then you get blocked) 

Messaging at 3am in the morning

and again ……………..

……………………………..

(this is me ignoring you … and then you get blocked) 

If I paid more would you cancel your meet this morning for me 

oh I can tell your such a gentleman … because only selfish insensitive greedy guys would ask this 

Texting a question then after an incredible 3 mins send another with ??? 

when you pay in advance for my undivided attention then I will reply straight away until then … you have to share me and my time 

how many times can I orgasm at a meet or on a show ?

hmmm I don’t know, how many times can you ? didn’t realise it’s quiz time ? 

what’s your name, age, where do you do meets ? how much … what do you wear … ?

Hey you want to know a secret ? just between me and you ? shhhh … I have a detailed profile that tells you the answers to all your questions … it’s just a click away, you can manage that ? 

Until the next time ….

God gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time