I may be blonde but …the key is not being a bimbo lol

Had to laugh at a complimentary item that arrived with a recent order from the UK condom company I use for excellent flavoured ones…. with banana, strawberry and tropical fruit who needs your five a day fruit lol, –

Amidst the packaging, condoms, free lubes and an information leaflet on how to use condoms! Was a key ring, how nice I thought until I lifted it out

A plastic sperm keyring!

Annabel stuck for words…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

What the f***am I going to do with a plastic cream coloured sperm? Answers on a postcard lol

Or could sell it on my profile – sure someone will buy it

Until the next time…….

Next time a blocked number calls you to answer like this: ‘Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?’

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