Had to laugh at a complimentary item that arrived with a recent order from the UK condom company I use for excellent flavoured ones…. with banana, strawberry and tropical fruit who needs your five a day fruit lol, –
Amidst the packaging, condoms, free lubes and an information leaflet on how to use condoms! Was a key ring, how nice I thought until I lifted it out
A plastic sperm keyring!
Annabel stuck for words…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
What the f***am I going to do with a plastic cream coloured sperm? Answers on a postcard lol
Or could sell it on my profile – sure someone will buy it
Until the next time…….
Next time a blocked number calls you to answer like this: ‘Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?’