I maybe blonde but naked is not sexy

Recently I was contacted by a production company looking for contestants to appear in a regular series on UK TV channel 4 

The first time I saw this series, I was open mouthed and yes … speechless, 

for my imitation of a goldfish I should have least won an Oscar !

Here is the description of the show direct from the programme … 

“A clothed person is faced with six naked people who are initially hidden in booths. Their bodies and faces are gradually revealed through successive rounds, from the feet up. At each round, the chooser eliminates one naked person until only two are left, when the chooser also takes off their clothes to make the final choice”

So … 

you see from waist down, front facing  …  

Next showing from behind, bottom downwards

Then screen moves up showing chest down 

And finally shows the whole person 

I asked, 

“ok … so how much do I get paid ?”

They replied, 

“you don’t”

I said 

“hmm, you want to be entirely naked on national television for free ?”

They replied 

“You will be famous and everyone will know you online’

 I said 

“They already do”

Until the next time 

It’s not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe